March 2012
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MARK OF ATHENA PREVIEW!!! →
mylifeispercyjackson:
HOLY CRAP, GUISE!!!!!!!!!!
JASON AND PERCY SHOWDOWN
KILL ME NOW
OMG OMG OMG
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Watchthemystery-machiine:
lovesextattoos:
maddiemilli0n:
sets4il:
crystalcrick:
omg i’m crying
OH MY GOD EIJGHEGKEJRG
dead ofansdflk OMFGOALSDKHFS;F
LOLLLLLL
Oh my god ahahahahahhahahaha
Anticlimactic Hunger Games
Effie Trinket: *unfolds paper* Peeta Mellark!
Peeta's Older Brother: I volunteer!
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
imthejesusofsuburbia:
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
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catreadsbooks:
weliveandbreathewords:
Imagine you wake up in the morning and all the fictional characters you love exist in real life.
And they are all waiting in my living room and argue over who gets to woo me first.
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February 2012
Watchsaintlike—holey:
glim-mer:
bigtimehungergames:
tehwhovianhufflepuff:
shercock:
casecous:
conradverner:
practicallypeterpan:
sekoshi:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
SCREAMING
I nearly died. Like, literally. I inhaled two sunflower seeds.
O___O
His voice does...
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Oh my gosh the new dude on NCIS is gay and has a...
dewdrops-on-roses:
Laughing With: mosby: sam evans i’m coach roz... →
mosby:
sam evans i’m coach roz washington, and you are one strange looking kid i’ve never seen lips like that on a white child and one of your nipples is higher than the other i bet you had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples well i know a thing or two about overcoming when i was…
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When I'm frustrated or sad,
Don’t try to make me smile. Don’t ask me whats wrong. Just give me a big hug. I’m pretty that that will help more than anything else at that moment.
Watch
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
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anjanaaaa:
i get angry when people i dislike immensely like the same things i like
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Tomorrow is going to suck. So please enjoy my...
Chiris: The Real Obsession: jasonvaldez:... →
jasonvaldez:
mythomagic:
jasonvaldez:
you know who is also really badass?
nyssa from the hephaestus cabin
“I got it,” one of the girls said. Nyssa, Leo remembered. She wore camo pants, a tank top that showed off her buff arms, and a red bandanna over a mop of dark hair….
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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